RttT

Rheerase to the Top

an education rheeform fable

TeacherSabrina fights for our schools

Our children, our teachers

All of them jewels

She steps out, she steps up

to fight for what’s right

Determined, courageous

Addressing our plight.

But TeacherSabrina is more than just that

She clearly loved reading the Cat in the Hat

She knew not that later an author she’d be

Writing of schools, some in Washington, D.C.

Much kinder, much smarter, than dreadful Ms. Rhee

What could she write for all people to see?

A cautionary tale she did pen and record

To be viewed by the masses who clearly adored

The pains that this advocate took on their behalf

So read it and listen

Get ready to laugh!

Rhee the Reformer, A Cautionary Tale
by Sabrina Stevens Seuss

michelle rhee: a glossary

Rheeism:  a lie

Rheeality:  an existence devoid of facts

Rheesist: to vigorously deny facts

Rheespond: to answer a question with a lie

Rheesult:  an outcome obtained through questionable, unethical, illegal, or immoral means

Rheerase:  a strategy employed to raise test scores

Rheerasure:  the outcome as a rheesult of rheerasing.

Rheeform:  drastic change imposed by clueless people and unsupported by peer-reviewed research or facts

Rheecommendation:  a suggestion made by a highly unqualified person

Rheesearch:  a billionaire-funded investigation initiated to support a predetermined outcome

Rheepeat:  stating a lie over and over in an attempt to create a truth

Rheetell:  to change one’s story multiple times; back peddle

Rheemove:  to fire without cause; to fire and replace with cheap, unqualified labor

Rheesign:  to leave a job after 3 years

Rheegurgitate:  to spew out nonsense; usually done by education deformers

Rheeap:  to obtain employment, wealth or stature through the efforts and/or contributions of sugar daddy billionaires

Rheetard:  a devotee of Michelle Rhee; a member of the Michelle Rhee Fan Club