Rheewrite: to write something again in order to embellish or falsify an existing document
Rheelay: to receive and pass on misinformation and/or lies
Unrheedeemable: not capable of being cured or reformed due to vicious, destructive actions taken in the name of corporate ed deform
Rheesumé: a page full of lies
Rheevise: to prepare a newly rheerased, edited version of what rheelly was; to intentionally change or modify in order to mislead
Rheevision: an illegally altered final draft or new version of existing material
Rheefudiate: to refuse to be challenged when telling lies, regardless of evidence
Rheetract: to quickly take back or disavow incorrectly marked test answers or verifiable statements of intentional misinformation
Rheelly: used to express surprise, interest or doubt as in “RUFKM?” Serheeously!
Rheevile: to criticize in an abusive or angrily insulting manner, often involving the word crap or crappy
Rheestate: to state again the same lie in a new form
Unrheesonable: having unsound judgment; unfair and insensible; often in regard to education policy
Rheehearse: to practice and repeat key phrases or sound bites for later public performance; e.g. status quo; dramatically change; change the trajectory; put adult interests ahead of students; rheesearch shows; a teacher’s value-added; I don't give a crap.
Rheeplay: to play back a section of a rheecording in order to watch and/or hear one’s self again and again and again
Rheetaliate: to seek revenge in an especially evil manner
Rheeplace: to change a wrong answer to a right answer; provide or find a substitute for an ousted quack or fraud
Rheemail: an electronic communication generated by an education rheeformer
Rheephrase: to express a lie in a different way, especially with the purpose of inciting fear or deflecting truth when confronted with facts
Rheeview: to examine facts then willfully and intentionally dismiss them
Rheeinvent: to spin shamelessly in order to aggrandize one’s self
Rheemember: to rheecall alleged facts based on hearsay
Rheeply: an answer most likely untrue
Rheeism: a lie
Rheeality: an existence devoid of facts
Rheesist: to vigorously deny facts
Rheespond: to answer a question with a lie
Rheesult: an outcome obtained through questionable, unethical, illegal, or immoral means
Rheerase: a strategy employed to raise test scores
Rheerasure: the outcome as a rheesult of rheerasing.
Rheeform: drastic change imposed by clueless people and unsupported by peer-reviewed research or facts
Rheeformer: an education deformer committed to imposing drastic change while willfully ignoring input from experts
Rheecommendation: a suggestion made by a highly unqualified person
Rheesearch: a billionaire-funded investigation initiated to support a predetermined outcome
Rheepeat: stating a lie over and over in an attempt to create a truth
Rheetell: to change one’s story multiple times; back peddle
Rheemove: to fire without cause; to fire and replace with cheap, unqualified labor
Rheesign: to leave a job after 3 years
Rheetire: to be forcefully driven from one’s position or occupation under a cloak of controversy
Rheegurgitate: to spew out nonsense; usually done by education deformers
Rheeap: to obtain employment, wealth or stature through the efforts and/or contributions of sugar daddy billionaires
Rheetard: a devotee of Michelle Rhee; a member of the Michelle Rhee Fan Club
Thanks for inspiration and suggestions for the 2nd Edition go to: Diane Hanfmann, Michael Fiorillo, McStowy, Bob Somerby, Venicelady, Sahila, Cindy Lane Sloan, Guy Brandenburg and Dale Rogers.
