corporate education reform job openings

Corporate Education Reform Wants YOU!

Teach for America (TFA)

• Bachelor's degree required (any major is acceptable)
• 2.5 GPA or higher
• Education coursework not required 
• Teaching credential not required
• TFA Training Program: As a corps member, you will attend an intensive, 5 week summer training program to prepare you to lead our nation's most ghettolicious at-risk students in making substantial miraculous academic progress, while single-handedly widening closing the achievement gap.

• The Teach for America Paradigm:  We are arrogant enough to know we are gods.

• The TFA Motto:  Two years 'til Wall Street, then we're done with this shit!

The Broad Academy for Superintendents

• Teaching experience not required
• Administrative experience not required
• Administrative Credential not required
• Any background in education not required
Desired experience: senior level executive position in the private sector, government, military, ........or education 
Broad Academy Training: A rigorous 6 week training program (over a 10 month period) will provide Fellows with the tools necessary to totally fuck up succeed in a large urban school district.

• The Broad Paradigm: Collaboration is crap.

• The Broad Academy Motto: Fire. Fire. Then fire some more expensive experienced veteran non-TFA educators.