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Rheeality: an existence devoid of facts
Rheeally: used to express surprise, interest or doubt as in
“RUFKM?” Serheeously!
Rheeap: to obtain employment, wealth or stature through the efforts and/or
contributions of sugar daddy billionaires
Rheecall: to
cancel, take back, or revoke – sort of – a lie one has told
Rheecipient: an
individual receiving kudos or monetary prizes based on false data
Rheecommendation: a suggestion made by a highly
unqualified person
Rheedact: to
delete factual information from written or oral communication because said
information does not support the rheetoric
Rheeduce: to diminish
the status of professional public educators
Rheedundant: to
rheepeat talking points endlessly in order to avoid questions whose answers
would not support a particular rheeality
Rheefer: an
herb smoked by corporate education deformers, often used to come up with the
ridiculous shit they rheegurgitate incessantly
Rheeform: drastic change imposed by clueless people and unsupported by
peer-reviewed research or facts
Rheeformer: an education deformer committed to imposing drastic change while
willfully ignoring input from experts
Rheefudiate: to refuse to be challenged when telling lies,
regardless of evidence
Rheefund: bonuses forced to be returned by rheecipients of rheewards
based on excessive rheerasures
Rheefurbish: to attempt to repair the status and reputation of
one caught in a lie
Rheegret:
sadness felt by a rheeformer when caught in a lie and/or cheating
Rheegurgitate: to spew out nonsense; usually done by
education deformers
Rheehearse:
to practice and repeat key phrases or
sound bites for later public performance; e.g. status quo; dramatically change;
change the trajectory; put adult interests ahead of students; rheesearch shows;
a teacher’s value-added; I don't give a crap.
Rheeinstate: to call back teachers fired based on criteria that
violated contract
Rheeinvent:
to spin shamelessly in order to aggrandize one’s self
Rheeism: a lie
Rheelay: to receive
and pass on misinformation and/or lies
Rheelinquish: to
give up one’s throne due to the anger of the constituency
Rheeluctant: unwilling
or disinclined to deal with facts
Rheemail: an electronic communication generated by an education
rheeformer
Rheemember:
to rheecall alleged facts based on hearsay
Rheemove: to fire without cause; to fire and replace with cheap, unqualified
labor
Rheepeal: in tandem with
complicit union leaders, to make invalid contractual protections, denying
educators of important rights
Rheepeat: stating a lie over and over in an attempt to create a truth
Rheephrase: to express a lie in a different way, especially with the purpose of
inciting fear or deflecting truth when confronted with facts
Rheeplace:
to change a wrong answer to a right answer; provide or find a substitute for an
ousted quack or fraud
Rheeplay: to play back a section of a rheecording in
order to watch and/or hear one’s self again and again and again
Rheeply:
an answer most likely untrue
Rheeprehensible: see Michelle Rhee
Rheerase: a strategy employed to raise test scores
Rheerasure: the outcome as a rheesult of rheerasing.
Rheesearch: a billionaire-funded investigation initiated to support a
predetermined outcome
Rheesign: to leave a job after 3 years
Rheesist: to vigorously deny facts
Rheespond: to answer a question with a lie
Rheespect: a positive feeling of esteem or deference given to
public education deformers, Teach for America, or those determining education
policy with no background in education whatsoever
Rheestate: to
state again the same lie in a new form
Rheesult: an outcome obtained through questionable, unethical, illegal, or
immoral means; a fake outcome
Rheesumé: a page full of lies
Rheetaliate: to seek revenge in an especially evil manner
Rheetard: a devotee of Michelle Rhee; a member of the Michelle Rhee Fan Club
Rheetell: to change one’s story multiple times; back peddle
Rheetire: to be forcefully driven from one’s position or
occupation under a cloak of controversy
Rheetoric: sh!t
spewed by Michelle Rhee and other like-minded deformer idiots (See Duncan,
Gates, Broad, Kopp, Guggenheim, Oprah, and most of the cast of Waiting for
Superman)
Rheetract: to quickly take back or disavow incorrectly marked
test answers or verifiable statements of intentional misinformation
Rheeturn: to elect, or rheeelect, legislators favorable to corporate
deformer agendas, usually Republicans or Neo-Liberal Democrats
Rheeverse: acting,
operating, or arranged in a manner contrary to proven effective public
education policies
Rheeview:
to examine facts then willfully and intentionally dismiss them
Rheevile: to criticize in an abusive or angrily insulting manner,
often involving the word crap or crappy
Rheevise: to
prepare a newly rheerased, edited version of what rheelly was; to intentionally
change or modify in order to mislead
Rheevision: an
illegally altered final draft or new version of existing material
Rheevoke: in high-stakes testing, a revoke is a violation of
important rules serious enough to render the results invalid. A rheevoke is a
violation ranked in seriousness equal to overt cheating, a major offense that
is not accidental.
Rheeview: to look over, study, examine facts again then
choose to ignore them
Rheevolution: an attack on public education orchestrated by the
corporate education deformers.
Rheeward: a
monetary prize based on bogus test scores
Rheewrite: to
write something again in order to embellish or falsify an existing document
Unrheedeemable: not capable of being cured or reformed due
to vicious, destructive actions taken in the name of corporate ed deform
Unrheesonable: having
unsound judgment; unfair and insensible; often in regard to education policy
