michelle rhee: a glossarhee, 2nd edition

Rheewrite:  to write something again in order to embellish or falsify an existing document

Rheelay:  to receive and pass on misinformation and/or lies

Unrheedeemable:  not capable of being cured or reformed due to vicious, destructive actions taken in the name of corporate ed deform

Rheesumé:  a page full of lies

Rheevise:  to prepare a newly rheerased, edited version of what rheelly was; to intentionally change or modify in order to mislead

Rheevision:  an illegally altered final draft or new version of existing material

Rheefudiate: to refuse to be challenged when telling lies, regardless of evidence

Rheetract:  to quickly take back or disavow incorrectly marked test answers or verifiable statements of intentional misinformation

Rheelly:  used to express surprise, interest or doubt as in “RUFKM?”  Serheeously!

Rheevile:  to criticize in an abusive or angrily insulting manner, often involving the word crap or crappy

Rheestate:  to state again the same lie in a new form

Unrheesonable:  having unsound judgment; unfair and insensible; often in regard to education policy

Rheehearse: to practice and repeat key phrases or sound bites for later public performance; e.g. status quo; dramatically change; change the trajectory; put adult interests ahead of students; rheesearch shows; a teacher’s value-added; I don't give a crap.

Rheeplay:  to play back a section of a rheecording in order to watch and/or hear one’s self again and again and again

Rheetaliate:  to seek revenge in an especially evil manner

Rheeplace: to change a wrong answer to a right answer; provide or find a substitute for an ousted quack or fraud

Rheemail:  an electronic communication generated by an education rheeformer

Rheephrase: to express a lie in a different way, especially with the purpose of inciting fear or deflecting truth when confronted with facts

Rheeview:  to examine facts then willfully and intentionally dismiss them

Rheeinvent:  to spin shamelessly in order to aggrandize one’s self

Rheemember:  to rheecall alleged facts based on hearsay

Rheeply:  an answer most likely untrue

Rheeism:  a lie

Rheeality:  an existence devoid of facts

Rheesist: to vigorously deny facts

Rheespond: to answer a question with a lie

Rheesult:  an outcome obtained through questionable, unethical, illegal, or immoral means

Rheerase:  a strategy employed to raise test scores

Rheerasure:  the outcome as a rheesult of rheerasing.

Rheeform:  drastic change imposed by clueless people and unsupported by peer-reviewed research or facts

Rheeformer:  an education deformer committed to imposing drastic change while willfully ignoring input from experts

Rheecommendation:  a suggestion made by a highly unqualified person

Rheesearch:  a billionaire-funded investigation initiated to support a predetermined outcome

Rheepeat:  stating a lie over and over in an attempt to create a truth

Rheetell:  to change one’s story multiple times; back peddle

Rheemove:  to fire without cause; to fire and replace with cheap, unqualified labor

Rheesign:  to leave a job after 3 years

Rheetire: to be forcefully driven from one’s position or occupation under a cloak of controversy

Rheegurgitate:  to spew out nonsense; usually done by education deformers

Rheeap:  to obtain employment, wealth or stature through the efforts and/or contributions of sugar daddy billionaires

Rheetard:  a devotee of Michelle Rhee; a member of the Michelle Rhee Fan Club

Thanks for inspiration and suggestions for the 2^nd Edition go to: Diane Hanfmann, Michael Fiorillo, McStowy, Bob Somerby, Venicelady, Sahila, Cindy Lane Sloan, Guy Brandenburg and Dale Rogers.