michelle rhee: a glossary

Rheeism:  a lie

Rheeality:  an existence devoid of facts

Rheesist: to vigorously deny facts

Rheespond: to answer a question with a lie

Rheesult:  an outcome obtained through questionable, unethical, illegal, or immoral means

Rheerase:  a strategy employed to raise test scores

Rheerasure:  the outcome as a rheesult of rheerasing.

Rheeform:  drastic change imposed by clueless people and unsupported by peer-reviewed research or facts

Rheecommendation:  a suggestion made by a highly unqualified person

Rheesearch:  a billionaire-funded investigation initiated to support a predetermined outcome

Rheepeat:  stating a lie over and over in an attempt to create a truth

Rheetell:  to change one’s story multiple times; back peddle

Rheemove:  to fire without cause; to fire and replace with cheap, unqualified labor

Rheesign:  to leave a job after 3 years

Rheegurgitate:  to spew out nonsense; usually done by education deformers

Rheeap:  to obtain employment, wealth or stature through the efforts and/or contributions of sugar daddy billionaires

Rheetard:  a devotee of Michelle Rhee; a member of the Michelle Rhee Fan Club