Saturday, April 2, 2011

michelle rhee: a glossary

Rheeism:  a lie
Rheeality:  an existence devoid of facts
Rheesist: to vigorously deny facts
Rheespond: to answer a question with a lie
Rheesult:  an outcome obtained through questionable, unethical, illegal, or immoral means
Rheerase:  a strategy employed to raise test scores
Rheerasure:  the outcome as a rheesult of rheerasing.
Rheeform:  drastic change imposed by clueless people and unsupported by peer-reviewed research or facts
Rheecommendation:  a suggestion made by a highly unqualified person
Rheesearch:  a billionaire-funded investigation initiated to support a predetermined outcome
Rheepeat:  stating a lie over and over in an attempt to create a truth
Rheetell:  to change one’s story multiple times; back peddle
Rheemove:  to fire without cause; to fire and replace with cheap, unqualified labor
Rheesign:  to leave a job after 3 years
Rheegurgitate:  to spew out nonsense; usually done by education deformers
Rheeap:  to obtain employment, wealth or stature through the efforts and/or contributions of sugar daddy billionaires
Rheetard:  a devotee of Michelle Rhee; a member of the Michelle Rhee Fan Club


  1. tracey- posted a reply to you on Huffpost, but it got scrubbed.

    Here's a few more:
    RHEE"fudiate"- OUCH!!!!

    Your Huffpo friend, Venicelady

  2. If there is a Pulitzer category for blog posts, then one definitely deserves a nomination.